RHODESIANS WORLDWIDE

• You produce a $500 note instead of your driver's license when stopped by a traffic officer.
• You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement.
• You have to hire a security guard every time you park your car.
• You can count the national soccer team's scores with no fingers.
• Hijacking cars is a profession.
• You can pay your tuition fees by holding up a sign at a traffic light.
• The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car.
• More people vote in a local reality TV show, than in a local election.
• People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Office, Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Given, Letters, Beauty.
• "Now-Now" can mean anything from a minute to a month.
• You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned green to make way for taxis traveling in the opposite direction.
• Traveling at 120 km/h you are the slowest car on the highway.
• You're genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find your car parked where you left it.
• The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday.
• You paint your car's registration number on the roof.
• Only half of your mail is guaranteed to reach its destination.
• You have to take your own linen if you are admitted to government hospital.
• You dial a toll-free number and nobody answers.
• You have to prove that you don't need a loan to get one.
• Prisoners go on strike.strike.