Dr Nkosana Zuma's medical terms for Cuban doctors
ARTERY: The study of paintings. BACTERIA: Back door of cafeteria
BARIUM: What to do with dead pa-tients.
BOWEL: a, e, i, o, u
CAESARIAN SECTION: A suburb of Rome.
CATSCAN: A search for kitty.
COLIC: A sheepdog.
D & C: Where Washington is.
DILATE: To live longer.
ENEMA: Not a friend.
HANG NAIL: Coat hook.
IMPOTENT: Distinguished, well known.
LABOUR PAIN: Get hurt at work. MEDICAL STAFF: Doctor's walking cane.
MORBID: A higher offer.
NITRATES: Cheaper than day rates.
OUTPATIENT: Person who fainted.
PAP SMEAR: Fatherhood test.
PELVIS: Cousin of Elvis.
POST OPERATIVE: A letter carrier.
RECOVERY ROOM: Place to do uphol-stery.
RECTUM: Damn near killed him.
NODE: Acknowledgement of a greet-ing.
SCIATIC: Attic with a sky view.
SEIZURE: Roman emperor.
TABLET: Small table.
TERMINAL ILLNESS: Getting sick at airport.
URINE: Opposite of 'You're out.
TUMOUR: An extra two.